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🧑‍💻 Aleksei Kostarev

📍 Saint Petersburg, Russia ✉️ BIOSS@mail.ru 🐙 GitHub: imbioss

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🎯 About Me

Started with some layout practice — ended up in a world where everything blinks, floats, and breaks. I love JavaScript, although it doesn’t always love me back. Learning frontend like a cat studies curtains — enthusiastically, and sometimes destructively. My goal is to build beautiful, fast interfaces — without relying on !important.

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🛠 Skills

• HTML & CSS — can wrap a globe with a blanket using flexbox, grid, and some dark magic.
• JavaScript — I write code that works. Why it works — is a mystery (but a funny one).
• Git — I press git push and hope for the best.
• Chrome DevTools — I inspect styles like a detective on a tough case.

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🎓 Education

• Faculty of Self‑Learning — major: “Learned flexbox. Forgot. Learned again.”
• YouTube Engineering — certified in “Watching tutorials without coding along.”
• Stack Overflow Academy — graduated with honors in copy-paste.

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📦 Code Example

function debugLife(day = "Monday") {
  try {
    console.log("💡 Starting the day with coffee and hope...");
    throw new Error("Build failed");
  } catch (e) {
    console.warn("🛠 Bug again: " + e.message);
    console.log("🧘 Pretending it's a feature.");
  } finally {
    console.log("💻 Still learning anyway.");
  }
}

debugLife();

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🦸‍♂️ Superpowers

• I sense bugs before I write them.
• I code layouts the best I can. Sometimes they even match the design!
• If it doesn’t work — it’s a feature. If it does — lucky me.
• Ctrl+Z is my spirit animal.

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🗣️ Languages

• Russian — Native speaker. Occasionally battles with commas and spelling monsters.
• English — I read docs, watch tutorials, and confidently say “yes” even when I mean “maybe”.